Strangee

When I was swimming in a river one day with my friends, some old Korean men asked us over to their picnic to have a beer with them.  I saw a little turtle in a sack they had in the river and asked in broken Korean if it was theirs.

This brought about smirks and laughter as the men gestured wildly and kept going on about “STAMINA!  STAMINA!” for men.  Evidently they meant stamina in the bedroom department.  Somehow I don’t believe that a turtle can make you ‘go the distance’ but here in the land of insanity, that seems to be its sole purpose.